Breeder's Insurance Policy
Categories: Insurance, Retirement
Protection for people with paranoia of Orwellian proportions.
Farmer Jones runs one of the most successful pig breeding operations in Wisconsin. He has become worried that other farmers are planting spies on his farm, bugging the pig sty with listening devices (hidden among the spider webs), and plotting to steal his piglets.
To protect against this, Farmer Jones takes out a breeder’s insurance policy that will pay him $1,984 per head for each little piggy that doesn’t, um...make it to market.
