Portfolio Pumping
Categories: Investing
Adult film parody of Wolf of Wall Street? A beginner's weightlifting class for scrawny quant-types working at investment banks?
Nope. Actually, it's an illegal practice meant to make your investment fund look better by manipulating the prices of the assets you hold.
You run an investment fund. It’s been a lackluster quarter. Your customers are going to be very disappointed when they get their quarterly statements. However, you still have a couple days left to do something about it. So you spend some of the cash you have in reserve to bid up the shares you already own. You want to drive prices higher on the assets you hold. That way, your returns look better for the quarterly report.
The process isn't very useful if you're holding shares of things like AMZN or AAPL, where millions of shares are traded each day...not much opportunity to impact the market. But if you hold assets that are less liquid (penny stocks or other off-the-beaten-track investments), even a little buying interest can spark a meaningful gain.
But, unfortunately for your plans, the practice of portfolio pumping (also known as "painting the tape") is illegal, likely to get you in trouble with the SEC. Whether the film Portfolio Pumping is illegal is a different story. That probably depends on the Supreme Court's current stance on obscenity.
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Finance a la shmoop what is painting the tape?
all right tape as in ticker tape should be white with black letters and numbers [New York Stock exchange ticker tape appears]
on it and that's it painting it is clearly a sign that you're painting over
something or hiding something and in fact painting the tape is an illegal way
to try and manipulate stock prices in essence it works like this
Moe and Larry decide that if they show tons of volume
suddenly traded in a given stock that "somebody will think something's up"
like a takeover is coming yeah yeah that's the ticket [Moe speaks to Larry]
Google's buying them for a big price for sure and note that painting the tape is
actually a common phenomenon in social media since those stocks are ones that
they talk about where one lonely bitter and angry former postal worker can buy a [Man panting at a computer]
dozen old used Dell computers to be that social media promulgator and those
tie differently into the internet with different IP addresses so that remotely
it looks like they're owned by twelve different people with twelve different
opinions all coming at you at the same time recommending you buy this stock or
sell that stock right well that blogger a social media person then posts on a [Social media post of basketball game appears]
given topic like curling sucks and then their second fake account replies yes of
course it does curling is for idiots and their third
account replies, well curling should be banned from the Olympics you see that
guy's gut and well you get the idea things get incendiary in the stock
market this way as well so if Moe and Larry trade tons of shares [Moe and Larry throwing shares at each other]
back and forth and a big spike of volume lots of other institutional investors
like the big ones may be enticed to buy in and then they drive the stock from
say twelve bucks a share to eighteen at which point Moe and Larry will get out
having made a fast tidy and very illegal profit they would have painted the [Moe and Larry celebrate as money falls on them]
ticker tape to look like there was tons of activity on it
tons of exciting takeover rumors and other forces to make the stock go up up
up with lots of demand from investors all over the world when in fact
there wasn't they were clearly fishing for someone else to come in and bid [Stock on a fishing line appears]
things up so that they could sell make their dough and move on to some other
scheme and well here's where that scheme usually ends you up....