Think you’ve got your head wrapped around American Born Chinese? Put your knowledge to
the test. Good luck — the Stickman is counting on you!
Q. Who says that, "It's easy to become anything you wish… so long as you're willing to forfeit your soul"?
Vanilla Ice
The old lady/herbalist's wife
Tze-Yo-Tzuh
Wong Lao-Tsai
Q. What song does Chin-Kee perform on the library table?
"Sexy Back" by Justin Timberlake
"Genie in the Bottle" by Christina Aguilera
"Hit Me Baby One More Time" by Britney Spears
"She Bangs" by Ricky Martin
Q. What does Jin say to Wei-Chen after Wei-Chen confronts Jin about kissing Suzy?
"Maybe I think she can do better than an F.O.B. like you."
"Maybe she and I have more in common than you two do."
"I'm sorry. I won't do it again."
"She looks like a flower but she stings like a bee, like every girl in history!"
Q. What does the Monkey King mean when he tells Jin: "I would have saved myself from five hundred years' imprisonment beneath a mountain of rock had I only realized how good it is to be a monkey"?
The Monkey King should have stopped being the ruler of his monkey kingdom a long time ago.
The Monkey King should never have tried Botox; now he can't make facial expressions.
The Monkey King should have learned how to love his monkey self early on; trying to be someone you're not just causes a whole lot of suffering.
The Monkey King is just glad that he's not Jin.
Q. According to Wong Lao-Tsai, what is "the highest of all freedoms"?
"to serve Tze-Yo-Tzuh faithfully for all days"
"to find your true identity within the will of Tze-Yo-Tzuh"
"to become an emissary of Tze-Yo-Tzuh"
"to graffiti and then urinate on a golden pillar…ahhh…"