- Doug has his notebook out again. He's recording ceremonies: July 4th, new shoes, first Eskimo Pie, first time going barefoot in the grass.
- He asks Tom what he's got; Tom leans over and whispers in Doug's ear, and Doug writes it down.
- "That's brilliant!" says Doug. "It's true. Old people never were children!"
- Tom says it's actually kind of sad, since there's nothing they can do to help them.