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Poem [Lana Turner has collapsed!] Steaminess Rating

Exactly how steamy is this poem?

G

While there may be a little innuendo going on in this poem (what kind of disgraceful things did you actually do at those parties, Frank?) the poem itself is pretty much G-rated. But if you're looking for something a little more PG-13 (or even R) read up on Lana Turner! We promise she won't disappoint.