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Time Bandits Time Quotes

How we cite our quotes: All quotations are from Time Bandits.

Quote #1

VINCENT: I could scarce restrain the rushing of my feet! These 12 long years have been like chains abound me!

PANSY: Oh...oh, and the personal problem?

VINCENT: Oh, much, much better.

Personal problems aside, Vincent is expressing one of the film's big themes: time is a prison, and the map provides an escape. Imagine if he could have gone back 12 years to be with his love.

Quote #2

KEVIN: Do you know where we are?

RANDALL: Of course I do...1796, Battle of Castiglione. See?

STRUTTER: Are you sure we're not in somebody's bedroom?

This is one of the points when a specific time is treated as a specific place, a destination instead of a state of being. Heavy. Question: is time a location? Better hit up some relativity theory to get the 411 on that.

Quote #3

RANDALL: You see, to be quite frank, the fabric of the universe is far from perfect. It was a bit of a botched job. We only had seven days to make it.

Even God has to bow to time, it seems. The creation of the universe itself was apparently a rush job. Well, that explains a lot, actually.