Fame
Brace yourself for a hard truth: The average person would have a hard time naming a famous auctioneer. But the good news is, everybody loves a fast talker. Hey, you could get your own show, like those guys on Storage Hunters! Or find "commercial fame" like "Motormouth" John Moschitta, Jr. Or, you could pen a top-selling song like Leroy Van Dyke and name your album The World's Most Famous Auctioneer. That oughtta do it.