Unless you've somehow managed to start doing credit analysis for loan sharks with mob connections (and for the record, that's something we definitely don't recommend), chances are your stint as an analyst will be a relatively safe one.

 

"Let's see, considering your credit history with us, and your three percent variable interest, that comes to $1,343...and a broken kneecap." (Source)

Just make sure you watch out for your eyes and your wrists—two well-known problem areas for office workers chained to a computer all day every day. Make sure to kick the zoom up on those spreadsheets, sit with correct posture, and get out and walk around every once in a while. Regardless, you'll probably make it unscathed to retirement.

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