Have you ever seen the photos of dolphin trainers out there?

Don't mind me as I proceed to look totally and completely awesome. (Source)

Look at the smile on her face. More importantly, look at the envious people in the background taking photos of her. You know what they're saying? It's not, "Wow, I'm so glad I work a boring nine-to-five job at a boring data management company in boring Illinois." No, they're saying, "Woah, look at that awesome woman riding a dolphin like a surfboard. That looks glorious."

If you're looking to gain your friends' respect and envy, becoming a professional dolphin trainer is definitely one way to go.

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