Bell Curve

Bell Curve

1
5%

You work in a local burger joint with three other employees and a maniacal owner. The owner has just promoted you to HR director, adding to your other duties as chief cook, bottle washer, bookkeeper—all without a pay raise.

2
25%

You've jumped ship, and now you're HR director for a local doggie daycare chain. You specialize in hiring and firing and health and safety, and you can't wait to see the end of mediating dog-bite cases.

3
50%

Your ascent in the HR world continues, and you're out of doggie daycare and into high-tech at ten times your old salary. You assist in hiring and firing decisions and help set up employee compensation plans, stock options, and all.

4
75%

You're at an even bigger tech company, and the brass is so pleased with your work that they're footing the bill for law school, all while you continue working as an HR director.

5
95%

You're a newly-minted lawyer and you're promoted to the top, where you help set company policy on just about everything that affects company life. Life at the top is lucrative, but a bit lonely. But you're making over a million bucks, so who's complaining?