Fame

"Correctional Officer Gets Jumped and Killed by Gang of Inmates." That's not exactly the kind of fame you want. Better to fly under the radar on this one.

Seriously, not the biz you get into for fame. Because your job is, like we said, to maintain the status quo, there really aren't any "great heights" to which you can aspire to ascend. All you can hope to do is keep the rabble-rousing to a minimum, and there's hardly a way to become famous from that. If there was, your parents would be superstars.