You didn’t realize trash could be so heavy… After nailing the interview, you weren’t able to lift the trashcan. Curse those spindly legs of yours! No job for you.

First day on the job, and you tried to pick up the part of town set for Tuesday trash days on Monday. Guess that’s why no one had any trash for you. Second chance?

You’ve been a trash man now for twelve years. The route assignments are out for the next year! You got the nice part of town. Finally. These houses always make things easy.

You’re promoted to the citywide Sanitation Commission. All hail King of the Trash.

Your design for a new international waste management system has been hailed as “revolutionary” and “game-changing.” But there’s no way that Nobel Prize you won is going in the trash anytime soon.