Bell Curve

Bell Curve

1
5%

You're excited to land a spot on a research team headed off to monitor a newly-active volcano. You're less excited when an unexpected eruption nearly annihilates your base camp.

2
25%

It's your first year on the job with a natural gas company. Things are going great until the project taints the drinking water of a whole county. Next thing you know, the company is making you the scapegoat, and your days of working for The Man are over and done with.

3
50%

You spent years in school to be a seismologist, and now you've scored your first job working in a lab for a private research foundation. You thought it would be exciting to measure seismic waves that shatter the earth, but the only earth-shattering thing you've found is that you're now bored to tears on a daily basis.

4
75%

You've got a solid job teaching geophysics at a respectable university. It still irks you, though, that some of your students are going to go off and make beaucoup more than you.

5
95%

You've been working for years for a big oil company and have made lots of dough. Your life would be perfect if you didn't have to look at environmental activists picketing your corporate headquarters every day.