First day as a production assistant on set! You're a little nervous, and forget to take your burrito out of the break room microwave, which sparks a serious fire. As they say, that's a wrap for your career. (And a very, very burnt wrap of a different sort.)

Nikon recently told you they've decided to "go in a different direction." And then, National Geographic, Samsung, and Wells Fargo decided to go in exactly that same direction: away from you.

You've been in the television commercial biz for nearly two decades. You're known (bizarrely) for your specialty in producing "quality commercials for meat distributors," and now you're thinking about starting a (very, very) niche production company: Frankfurter Films.

You're starting to make the long-anticipated and glorious transition into feature films. While your first film premieres to good reviews at this year's Sundance, you still miss television commercials. It's just nice to have the option (finally) to do both.

You're Ridley Scott, the Multi-Purpose King of All Directors.