Fame
Many celebrities are all about yoga. It's the hottest Hollywood trend since vampire versions of Romeo and Juliet. The yoga trainer is now a standard part of the entourage, along with the publicist, masseuse, and personal sandwich maker (sign us up for one of those). Unfortunately, though, your awkward photobombing in US Weekly of your rock star client arriving at the airport is about as close to recognition as you'll come.
Oh well, at least you'll be popular on Facebook. All of those pictures of you doing poses in the sunset (and you know you're going to have those) will grab a lot of likes.