You want to make the big bucks and we want to help. We won't even ask why you need all that money in the first place. It could be for a facial transplant, Face/Off style. Or maybe you haven't filed taxes since John Adams was president. We don't judge, but we can tell you which majors will help you reach your goals...however weird those goals may be. 

Business is probably the safest bet for your financial future. You may balk at salaries starting at around $52,000 per year, but financial managers with experience net close to $125,000 per year, and marketing managers earn even more (source). Just remember ol' Shmoop when you're rolling in money.