Yep, you are awesome.

On a scale of 1 to 10, how awesome would you say I was?

12.

Hmmm... not sure about that, little buddy.

25!

There's my BFF.

You guys are disgusting.

Hey buddy, I did 12 labors, and a whole bunch of other nearly impossible things on top of that.

Yeah, well I was the greatest warrior of the Trojan War.

How great could you be? You got taken out by a little arrow in the heel.

Again, because I should have been made totally immortal.

Sorry about that, son! I could've sworn I dipped you all the way in the River Styx.

You know I love you, Moms.

Nobody made me impervious to harm. That's the wussy way out. Did you know I once took down Troy practically all by myself?

Well, I wish you'd been more thorough. Then I never would've died at that stink hole.

No one was begging you to come!

Tonight?

Neoptolemus and I are coming by for dinner... remember?

Neop-who?

Your son! I never should have married you

How could you resist me? I looked amazing disguised as a woman in the court of your father.

It's so messed up that you don't let us live with you.

I told you... I've got major PTSD from the war. Totally need my space.

It's been thousands of years!!!

What can I say? I'm a delicate soul.