Aphrodite (Venus)'s Conversations

Aphrodite (Venus)'s Conversations

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Aphrodite

is hot for you, and you know who you are. <3

Paris

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Ares

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Adonis

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Hephaestus

Babycakes!

Aphrodite

Hi, Hephaestus.

Aphrodite

is having a no good, very bad day! I CAN'T FIND MY CESTUS!!!! :-(

Ares

I might be able to help you with that. ;)

Hephaestus

That's OK, baby, I'll make you a new one.

Aphrodite

Ares, do you have my cestus?

Hephaestus

What?

Ares

Maybe.

Zeus

Hey, gorgeous

Aphrodite

Zeus! You are bullying my Trojans! :-(

Zeus

Hey, I'm not the one who started a war.

Aphrodite

LOL. Oh, Zeussie. When are we partying again? I'm DYING to party.

Zeus

Dionysus is having a monster-themed costume party at his place on Saturday.

Aphrodite

Let's CRASH IT!  You be Kanye, and I'll be Nicki Minaj.

Hebe

I adore you, Goddess Aphrodite. You have more beauty in your pinky toenail than any other god or goddess.

Aphrodite

Awwwww. That's so sweet, Hebee Jebee. I'm sending you some new beauty products and some togas I've outgrown.

Hebe

Thank you, thank you, thank you. I will decorate your temple and fill it with the most intoxicating smells!

Aphrodite

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Adonis

I worship you.

Aphrodite

No, I worship you.

Adonis

I want to write a million poems about your ears.

Aphrodite

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Pasiphae

I really don't see what all the fuss is about.

Aphrodite

Oh really, Pasiphae? Good to know. I hope you like bulls.

Aphrodite

OMG I luuvvv Beyoncé's new documentary!!!

Eros

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