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Aten's Conversations

Aten's Conversations

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Amenhotep IV

Hey, I'm the new king around here. I'm Amenhotep.

Aten

Ugh. I can't believe there's a fourth guy honoring Amun. Again. I'm the sun itself - shouldn't I get some more cred? Get your priorities straight people!

Amenhotep IV

You're right, you know. How about we become pals?

Aten

I like that. Can you change your name, though? It's a bit...icky.

Akhenaten

Fine by me. I changed it to "Akhenaten." It means "He who is of service to Aten."

Aten

I know what it means. I like it.

Nefertiti

Hey, honey. You're looking pretty shiny this morning. Can I wipe your brow with a cool cloth?

Aten

Sure. Anything from you, my lovely, is precious.

Akhenaten

Hey! I know you guys are friends, but keep the flirting to a
minimum, will you?

Aten

Don't worry about it. If we got any closer, she'd burn up.

Nefertiti

likes this.

Aten

is watching the Phoenix Suns demolish their rival team. How can the Lakers (or anything tied to water) compare to solar power? Get wrecked, ya puddle squad.

Ra

Aten, you've got some major explaining to do, bud.

Aten

Why, Re, I don't know what you're talking about.

Ra

You made yourself king of the gods instead of me and Amun! What in blazes
is up with that??

Aten

Oh, yeah, that. Well, it is what it is. No hard feelings, right?

Ra

You'd better watch out. I'm coming for you, Sunny One!

Thoth

likes this.

Aten

Thoth, you mind your own monkey business.

Tutankhamun

threw a bottle of sunscreen at Aten.

Aten

can't believe people don't get me. I'm the actual sun itself, not the god of the sun. Get it straight, people!

Ay

Uh, Aten? Sorry to bug you, but we're gonna have to let you go.

Aten

Oh really now? I suppose you just stumbled upon another Great Eternal Source of Life-Giving Light, huh? Unlikely.

Ay

Oh, yeah, no. You're still stuck in that job. We just want to go back to having the old gods.

Aten

How dare you?

Ay

I dare. Tutankhaten's gonna change his name to Tutankhamun.

Aten

Fine. I can do better than you! Go get your old gods. I've got heat! I'm hot as, well, me!

Aten

is hanging out at Jamba Juice. This place is dead as a tomb. Anybody feel like coming over and getting a smoothie? I'm buying!

Aten

C'mon, anybody? Please?

Isis

Hey, what's wrong? Are you having a bad day?

Aten

I DON'T WANNA TALK ABOUT IT.

Aten

IS A STRONG INDEPENDENT SOLAR DEITY WHO DON'T NEED NO WORSHIPERS. I AM A GOD. HURRY UP WITH MY DANG CROISSANT.

Hathor

Aten, I know you must miss all that worship. What are you gonna do with
yourself now?

Aten

Keep on shinin'. I think I'm going to turn that into a bumper sticker!

Akhenaten

I'll never forget you, bro!

Aten

I'll never forget you! Let's hug it out!

Horemheb

All right. Enough! Aten, go back to the sky and don't come down until it's nighttime!

Aten

K I'm going up but NOT because YOU told me too.

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