Case File: Hathor vs. Bes
Police Reports
Case description: Hathor, goddess of love, dance, and drunkenness, accuses Bes of public intoxication. Hathor loves getting tipsy as much as the next girl, but she was humiliated when Bes got so wasted on wine that he fell flat on his face in front of the pharaoh.
Case status: Settled. Bes agreed to do Hathor's laundry for a month to mollify her.