Alex The Criminally Insane PoetWe're going to let Alex's words speak for themselves (because hey—if you're reading A Clockwork Orange you're going to be hearing a whole lot from ol' Alex):And, my...

Ulterior Interior MotivesThe Minister of the Interior is an ends-justify-the-means kind of guy—and the ends he's looking to justify have to do with making the streets safer for the average citize...

Is the Pen Mightier Than the Sword?Don't mistake F. Alexander for an ineffectual bookworm. He's a political dissident, and one so committed to his anti-Government vision that he's willing to sacrif...

The resident priest of Staja—that's State Jail for all you non-nadsat speakers out there—the prison chaplain genuinely finds Alex endearing. He also likes Alex because he's a snitch, and the sn...

The white-coats are behavioral scientists who oversee Alex's treatment as he undergoes the Ludovico Technique. Both are soulless and content with their work. They're not exactly personable, and are...