Conchobar mac Nessa's Conversations
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Hey, I'm hosting all my exes—and my current hubby, Ailill—on a new season of The Celtic Bachelorette. Wanna join?
I'm in! I'll show up in a limo wearing nothing but a banana hammock.
Uh... I'm contractually obligated to a different network. I'm gonna be competing on Ireland's Got Talent. Sorry.
is wondering who his dad really is.
It's me, son. Where do you think you get your magical powers from? I'm a Druid.
I think it might be me... hey, who knows?
Uncle Con, want to play a round of football?
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Ugh. I can't even...Who would want to marry an old geezer like you?
Just watch me.
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What's up, bro? How's it hanging?
Not bad. Just wanted to let you know what an army's coming your way.
Yup. Gonna go paw the ground now.
Your Majesty, are we related?
Arthur Pendragon, king of the Britons, lord of the Round Table.
Hey, who's your favorite nephew? Me or Cúchlainn?
Fine! I'm going to get a massage. That'll reduce my tension.
Nah, I'm good. I've got plenty of women to keep me busy. Right, Deirdre?