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Invented a new flying machine today. It's brilliant!

Everybody knows it was your fault that you died, Icarus. Your dad told you not to fly too close to the sun.

I devised a rotating blade, which I welded onto the roof. It lifts the air vessel directly into the sky.

I wish I knew who my mother was. Everybody tells me something different.
Me!
Me!
Me!
I will always hate you Daedalus.
You helped my wife conceive with a bull.
You helped my daughter help Theseus kill the Minotaur.
You helped Cocalus' daughters boil me to death in a bathtub.
I don't see your point.
I have several reasons to hold a grudge against you!

Hey, I killed my nephew Perdix in cold blood, and now he's doing an
internship with me down in my Underworld workshop.
Love you, Uncle D!
You people are twisted.

Everyone must come by my workshop to witness the inaugural demonstration of my new automaton. It's so life like.

Those robots creep me out. How can you watch Battlestar Galactica and
still make those things?
Cool. What is it?