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Orestes's Conversations

Orestes's Conversations

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Orestes

Who's got the best friend ever?

Pylades

I do!

Orestes

No, I do!

Pylades

No, me!

Orestes

No, me!

Pylades

Me!

Orestes

Me!

Hermione

Please stop.

Agamemnon

Yeah! Who's my favorite son?

Orestes

Thanks, pops.

Agamemnon

Why don't you come hang out with me and Menelaus by the pool this afternoon? Some friends of Helen are coming over. Bikinis galore!

Orestes

No thanks, Dad.

Agamemnon

Aw, come on. You deserve a little award for sticking that sword in your mother for me.

Orestes

I'm trying to put that all behind me, Dad.

Agamemnon

Don't tell me you're not proud of it. She stabbed me in the bathtub! She was sleeping with my cousin Aegisthus! OMG you killed him too, didn't you? Look, you have to come over. You will not regret it.

Orestes

No thanks. I'm just going to hang with Pylades today. You know...play some ping pong.

Agamemnon

What's with you and ping pong?

Orestes

I know. It's random.

Electra

Hey, Orestes, want to go throw eggs at Mom's condo?

Orestes

I'll pass.

Electra

Poop bombs?

Orestes

Nope.

Electra

Axes?

Orestes

Uh uh.

Electra

Missiles?

Orestes

Electra! Stop!

Electra

She killed Daddy! She deserves to suffer!

Agamemnon

That's my girl!

Orestes

We're all dead now! Why can't we just let all the bad stuff that happened go?

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