Paris's Police Reports
Paris's Police Reports
Hecuba vs. the Fates
Case Description: Complainant (Hecuba) accuses Defendants (the Fates) of cruel and unusual punishment. Not long before Paris's mother, Queen Hecuba, gave birth to him, she had a dream that she gave...
Hera vs. Athena vs. Aphrodite
Case Description: We're not sure who the complainants were and who the defendants were in this case. Everybody was kind of accusing everybody. Basically, when Peleus and Thetis got married, all the...
Menelaus vs. Paris
Case Description: Complainant (Menelaus) accuses Defendant (Paris) of adultery and theft. Paris may have been promised Helen by Aphrodite, but her husband, Menelaus, definitely wasn't cool with his...
Achilles vs. Paris
Case Description: Complainant (Achilles) accuses Defendant (Paris) of murder. Much to everybody's surprise, Paris, who definitely wasn't much of a warrior, ended up being the dude who killed Achill...
Helen vs. Philoctetes and Oenone
Case Description: Complainant (Helen) accuses Defendants (Philoctetes and Oenone) of murder. After the Greek hero Philoctetes shot Paris with one of Heracles' poison arrows, Helen traveled to the n...