The Rape of the Lock True or False

1. Why does the Queen of Spleen live in a dark grotto? -> Because she has a horrific migraine headache
2. What herb do you need to bring with you to the Cave of Spleen so that you won't catch a splenetic malady? -> Sage
3. What kind of men might you find in the Cave of Spleen? -> Pregnant men
4. Women inflicted with the spleen might pray, go into hysterics, be mean to their friends, go to the doctor, or what else? -> Turn into teapots
5. Women's sighs, cries, and sobs, we're told, are as strong as what? -> The four winds

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