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Someone smarter than you, Isis? Going to make a snake to bite Thoth so you can steal his knowledge, too?
So, about those games we played, I wanted to ask a question.
You won five games. What was it you wanted if you won, again?
So you want five days from me.
Why?
Oh, that sounds like a good reason. I'll send them right over. Just don't tell Ra.

Thoth! Help! You've got to help me.

A scorpion has bitten Horus the Younger, and he's turning purple and running a horrible fever! And I can't find the scorpion to figure out an antidote. This is terrible!

Can you ask Ra to stop the Boat of Millions of Years, so I can find the scorpion before sunset?

You stay out of this, Seth. Listen, Thoth, if you can't help me, and Horus dies, Osiris is going to be very angry. And you know what happens if the Lord of the Dead gets angry.
Great Master, Holy Ibis, I finished writing the new legal code for Egypt! Want to read it?
Well, that way, everybody knows they're criminals, forever.
I didn't mean to offend you, Great Lord. How can I make amends?
Wow, these are HARD!