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How do you craft the perfect resume? Easy. You watch this video. Whether or not you want to include your Netflix watching prowess is up to you.

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Transcript

00:00

looking for a job? well then you probably have a resume or two on hand.

00:06

and hopefully they don't say yeah I'm an expert at watching Netflix while eating

00:11

pizza and holding my cat. and those are the kind of multitasking skills you

00:16

won't find every day. though who knows that might be just what some employers

00:19

want to hear. anyway no matter how smart and witty you are it's unlikely that a [man in glasses gives a thumbs up]

00:23

piece of paper will be able to completely replicate your winning

00:26

personality even if you take a picture of your face to the front. luckily

00:30

there's actually a recipe for good resume. more specifically a recipe for

00:35

sauce. skills and abilities awards and accomplishments understandable language

00:41

certifications and licenses and education and experience. and don't worry

00:46

if you're not a world-class chef you should be able to handle this recipe

00:49

even if you can't toast bread .here's a hint don't use a blow dryer. a resume is

00:54

a great place to list all your skills and abilities that it make you an asset

00:58

in the workplace. teamwork problem-solving skills computer literacy

01:02

adaptability you know stuff like that. the number of gumballs you can fit in [skills and abilities list]

01:06

your mouth at the same time might be impressive but you should probably leave

01:10

that one off your resume .it's also a good idea to make a list of all the

01:14

awards that you earn throughout your high school year or whether they're

01:17

educational athletic community-based or otherwise. then narrow down the list to

01:21

the awards that might advance your standing with your potential employer

01:24

and list them on the resume. luckily you don't have to include the actual awards.

01:28

if you're a real winner you might end up breaking some poor interns back.

01:32

understandable language might not be as flashy as trophies but it's still pretty

01:37

important. your resume is going to be read by human resource managers ,and the [handwritten resume pictured]

01:42

harder it is to read the more tempted belt be to toss it in the trash.

01:45

but on the bright side at least your resume will come in handy in their quest

01:48

to be the best trash ball player in the office. if that's not something you want

01:53

well that means you have to start proofreading intensely to make sure

01:56

everything reads just right. use all the tools available to you spelling grammar

02:01

correction software reading it aloud send it over to someone else to read you know

02:04

like all that. certification can be tricky for teenagers due to their age

02:09

and lack professional experience they're unlikely

02:12

to have closets brimming with certificates .still in certain states

02:16

teens can earn specialized certifications if they attend classes

02:19

and successfully complete requirements for stuff like CPR and First Aid Fitness

02:25

instruction nursing assistance welding computer literacy personal finances [list of certificate courses scrolls by]

02:30

communication and office technology. try to avoid taking all those courses at the

02:35

same time though or you might accidentally find yourself giving CPR to

02:38

a fax machine .last but not least you need to include your education and

02:41

experience. and don't worry if you don't have three PhDs and a successful career

02:45

in mining. there are proper ways to list your education and experience on your

02:49

resume however much or little of it you have. if you're a high school graduate

02:53

include the name your high school in its city and state as well as your

02:56

graduating year. once you graduate from college you'll replace that same info

03:00

with similar facts about those ever college you went to. can also include any

03:03

info about clubs or activities your participated in .you didn't spend all

03:08

your time in school behind a desk so if you were the head of the debate team or

03:11

captain of swim team well you'll want to include that. just don't

03:15

to add this info while you're still in the pool. your experience gets written up

03:18

in a similar pattern include up to three employers for each one writing your job

03:22

title location of employment the city and state again and the dates of [experience list shown]

03:26

employment the month and year that you started and ended and be sure to include

03:31

your accomplishments. a bolt list of three or four or five things we

03:34

accomplished while working for the particular employer. these should be more

03:38

than just job duties and probably shouldn't include supplied my boss with

03:42

plenty of trash ball balls. yeah trust us that key role you played in that big

03:47

project is way more impressive than all the time you spent refilling the copy

03:50

machine. well follow this recipe and your resume will be a smash at parties. well

03:55

human resource parties anyway [men smile at a party]

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