On your first day of the job, you answer a call from a key client and accidentally hit speakerphone instead of hold before describing in detail to your new co-worker your hatred for dealing with clients. You don't even have enough stuff on your desk yet to pack up.

You score a (lamentably) steady job as the administrative assistant for the municipal water company for your town. Unfortunately, you live in the desert, so you spend your days re-filing reports from the last time it rained.

You work as a legal assistant for Crash and Sue Attorneys. You make decent money but can never watch late-night TV again because of the corny commercials.

You've spent a decade at a reputable company working as the administrative assistant. You've learned the inner workings of the office and are now the office manager, supervising a team of bright administrative stars.

Your administrative skills have become legendary and you're recruited to be the personal assistant to a famous movie star. Your life moves into the fast lane, and the money, glamour, and fame that you have always wanted are...near you.