Physical Danger

Physical Danger

 
An essential item in the dean's survival kit—keep plenty on hand. (Source)

Okay, maybe one of the giant Greek letters could fall on you, or you could be trampled in a stampede of protesting students. Short of that, there isn't a lot of physical danger for the Dean of Students. Some of the stress might not be kind to your stomach or your head. Keep the dean's survival kit—Pepto-Bismol, Tylenol, and some fun cell phone game apps—nearby and you should be just fine.