I'd like to thank my fans, my mother, and my dental hygienist for helping me win this honor. (Source)

You have the power to clean teeth and provide bright, white smiles.

You can wipe out gingivitis in a single bound. Okay, so maybe more like a thirty-minute scaling session twice a year, but still—fighting plaque is more or less your super power.

If you're cleaning the teeth of actors, models, or beauty pageant contestants, then the work you do could possibly determine whether they get a job or not. Nobody likes a supermodel with a grody smile.

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