You're famous. Unfortunately, it's for being implicated in a cheating scandal. And you were only trying to help...

You're in your second year as an elementary school teacher in a white-bread suburb of Miami. You teach, they listen. No big whoop.

You're a biology teacher at the high school level at an inner-city school. You make better money than many other teachers, but a lot of your students come from tough backgrounds and need extra attention, so it isn't the easiest job in the world.

You're a tenured English teacher at one of the top high schools in the country. You're finally making what the very lowest-tier teachers deserve to be making.

You're the most tenured teacher at the highest-ranked public school in the U.S., but you're more famous for your young adult bestseller: The Adventures of Poindexter Maximus, Extra Credit Overachiever Extraordinaire.