You thoughtlessly wear a Cubs shirt to a White Sox game. Your camera can't protect you. Run.

You have a huge fight with your girlfriend a couple of hours before Game 7 of the NBA finals. You're so focused on obsessively checking your cell phone for text messages from your lady that you fail to pay attention to the game and miss capturing the miraculous winning shot. Now, you're not only are you single, but you're also unemployed.

After all the jocks mock you for failing to make your high school basketball team, you take up a video camera, attend all the games, and capture footage of every screw-up. At the end of the season, you put together a montage featuring hilarious effects and commentary, and become instantly popular on YouTube.

You're one of the go-to camera operators for the PGA. Not only have you stood within spitting distance of Tiger Woods on several occasions, but he once accidentally beaned you with a golf ball.

You're the guy who caught the shot of Willie Mays' "The Catch" back in 1954. No one knows your name, but every sports fan in America is familiar with the image you filmed.