You were a generally health-conscious person before taking up the manager role at the organic grocery, but now you're practically made of fruits, vegetables, and whole grains. Your blood is 100 percent beet juice. You can spot a genetically modified food from 300 meters away. High fructose corn syrup? Artificial colors? Artificial preservatives? We won't even get you started on those abominations.

There's very little to worry about as a grocery manager in the realm of physical danger. 

Freak accidents aside, that is—watch out for snowplows.

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