Apollo's Conversations

Apollo's Conversations

Wall

Apollo

Another great day driving the sun across the sky.

Helios

Chariot stealer.

Apollo

Get over it. The people want me as their sun god, not you.

Helios

Who cares what the people want? We gods do what we want to do.

Apollo

Maybe it's that attitude toward mortals that got your chariot taken away.

Helios

Yeah, because you're really compassionate whenever you send plagues and disease.

Apollo

I invented medicine too! What do you do, punk?

Helios

Nothing now that you stole my job.

Apollo

Enjoy retirement. And quit writing on my wall.

Helios

Just so you know, everybody talks smack about you behind your back.

Apollo

I'm so worried.

Hermes

Yo dude, have you seen this kid? He's got pipes.

Apollo

Yeah, I saw Greyson on Ellen. Incredible. How about this one, have you seen it?

Hermes

Yeah, man. That one is so old.

Artemis

Family trip to Delos?

Apollo

Word. I need a vacation. FAST.

Artemis

Last week of August?

Apollo

Works for me.

Leto

Can I come too?

Apollo

Of course, Mom!

Artemis

Duh.

Apollo

Concert tonight at the Olympus Dome. The Muses are opening for me and Hermes.

Hermes

Likes this.

Leto

likes this

Chiron

likes this

Cassandra

I hate you so much, Apollo. I can't believe I ever kissed you.

Apollo

Enjoying life as a prophetess?

Cassandra

I. HATE. You.

Zephyrus

Just picked a bouquet of hyacinths today. Gorgeous.

Apollo

If you weren't a god, I would crush you with my bare hands and feed your entrails to my dolphins.

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