A side-by-side translation of Act 1, Scene 1 of As You Like It from the original Shakespeare into modern English.
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Source: Folger Shakespeare Library | |
Enter Orlando and Adam. ORLANDO As I remember, Adam, it was upon this | In an orchard at his big brother Oliver's house, Orlando complains to an old family servant (Adam). When Orlando's father died, Oliver inherited just about everything because he's the eldest son. Sure, he promised to care for Orlando and give him the kind of lifestyle he'd become accustomed to as the son of a wealthy nobleman, but Orlando says he's falling short. Oliver's been treating him worse than a horse. He makes Orlando eat with the family's farm workers, never gives him any spending money, and refuses to pay for his education. (Although he is, apparently, paying for the education of another brother, Jacques.) Orlando is fed up and ready to "mutiny." |
Enter Oliver. ADAM Yonder comes my master, your brother. ORLANDO Go apart, Adam, and thou shalt hear how he OLIVER Now, sir, what make you here? ORLANDO Nothing. I am not taught to make anything. 30 OLIVER What mar you then, sir? ORLANDO Marry, sir, I am helping you to mar that OLIVER Marry, sir, be better employed, and be naught 35 ORLANDO Shall I keep your hogs and eat husks with OLIVER Know you where you are, sir? 40 ORLANDO O, sir, very well: here in your orchard. OLIVER Know you before whom, sir? ORLANDO Ay, better than him I am before knows me. I OLIVER, threatening Orlando What, boy! ORLANDO, holding off Oliver by the throat Come, OLIVER Wilt thou lay hands on me, villain? 55 ORLANDO I am no villain. I am the youngest son of Sir ADAM, coming forward Sweet masters, be patient. For OLIVER, to Orlando Let me go, I say. ORLANDO I will not till I please. You shall hear me. My 65 Orlando releases Oliver. OLIVER And what wilt thou do—beg when that is ORLANDO I will no further offend you than becomes OLIVER, to Adam Get you with him, you old dog. 80 ADAM Is “old dog” my reward? Most true, I have lost Orlando and Adam exit. | Oliver enters. Orlando grumbles a bit and Oliver tells his little bro to scram. Orlando and Oliver bicker, and Orlando grabs his big brother's throat and tries to choke him out. Oliver croaks, "Let me go." Orlando says I will...when I'm ready. He demands to be treated like a "gentleman" and says he wants the little bit of money his dad left him (a thousand crowns) so he can go seek his own fortune since his brother is clearly not going to share. Oliver, once released, says fine. You can have some of your money—just go away. He calls Adam an old dog for good measure, and Adam disses Oliver, too. Orlando and Adam storm off. |
OLIVER Is it even so? Begin you to grow upon me? I Enter Dennis. DENNIS Calls your Worship? OLIVER Was not Charles, the Duke’s wrestler, here to DENNIS So please you, he is here at the door and 90 OLIVER Call him in. Dennis exits. ’Twill be a good Enter Charles. CHARLES Good morrow to your Worship. OLIVER Good Monsieur Charles, what’s the new news 95 CHARLES There’s no news at the court, sir, but the old OLIVER Can you tell if Rosalind, the Duke’s daughter, CHARLES O, no, for the Duke’s daughter her cousin so OLIVER Where will the old duke live? CHARLES They say he is already in the Forest of Arden, | Oliver murmurs that he'll cure Orlando of his insubordination, and he'll do it without giving him a thousand crowns. He has his servant, Dennis, call in the Duke's wrestler. (Yes, the Duke has a wrestler.) Charles, the court wrestler, is also a regular court gossip.He dishes on what's been going down at court. Apparently, Duke Senior has been banished by his brother, Duke Frederick. (Hmm. We seem to be detecting a pattern of family drama here.) Oliver asks about the Duke Senior's daughter Rosalind. Was she banished? Charles says no, Duke Frederick's daughter Celia is Rosalind's BFF. If Rosalind had been banished, Celia would have gone with her, so Rosalind is staying at the court with Celia. Banished Duke Senior has gone into the woods to live. He was followed by a bunch of young gentlemen, and all have been making merry together in the Forest of Arden, Robin Hood-style. |
OLIVER What, you wrestle tomorrow before the new CHARLES Marry, do I, sir, and I came to acquaint you OLIVER Charles, I thank thee for thy love to me, which 135 CHARLES I am heartily glad I came hither to you. If he OLIVER Farewell, good Charles. 160 Charles exits. Now will I stir this gamester. I hope I shall see an He exits. | Charles gets to the point of his visit: Tomorrow there's a big wrestling match and Oliver's little brother Orlando is jonesing to fight Charles. Charles worries that Orlando is "young and tender," so he's come to get Oliver to forbid his younger brother from fighting. Oliver sees his chance. He tells Charles he's already tried to persuade Orlando away from wrestling (a lie), and that Orlando is a villain and traitor (also a lie—someone's pants are about to catch on fire). Charles wants to make Oliver happy, so he agrees to break Orlando's neck during the wrestling match and then runs off to practice his moves. Alone on stage, Oliver says he's not sure why he hates his little brother so much, but it probably has something to do with the fact that Orlando is smart without ever being educated, as well as being kind, noble, and loved by everyone. Meanwhile, all those same people seem to kind of hate Oliver. He thinks with his little bro out of the picture, people will love him instead, but we're not so sure that's the way it works... |