Fame

When you're involved in The Business (Hollywood's not-at-all pretentious name for show business), every minute of your sunny existence will be drenched in a downpour of fame. Not your fame, however; if you're looking to get your name splashed in the headlines, you need to be involved in the creative process―or you could always date an Olsen twin or member of One Direction. 

As the distribution agent for a film, you've got about as much chance at fame as Tiger Woods' caddy has at hitting a hole-in-one on the PGA Tour (none whatsoever).

Fame to you is less of a personal achievement and more of a business opportunity. After all, what is the movie business if not a fame factory? And what better way to get people to want to see a film than having someone famous involved? 

Now, since your work begins after principle shooting is over, you won't be playing a role in casting, but once the film is in the can and you're out selling it to the theaters, it'll be your job to decide whether to push the aging but relevant action hero or the up-and-coming cheeky side-kick, or skip them both and single out the award-winning director with the annoying hipster glasses.