Bell Curve

Bell Curve

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5%

Optician Apprentice. Salary: $22,000 

You're fresh out of high school and starting under the tutelage of a wise old optician―the type with tiny little glasses sitting on the edge of their nose. While you still think the line between bifocals and trifocals is a bit blurry, you're learning a lot.

2
25%

Novice Optician. Salary: $35,000 

Having completed your apprenticeship, you land a job at an office across town. It's taking a little more time than you thought to get used to your prankster of a boss (he likes to wear those gimmicky eyeballs-on-springs glasses every now and then), but you're settling in nicely.

3
50%

Optician Five-Years Experience. Salary: $45,000 

You can predict Dr. Feelgood's pranks before he even attempts them. You let him follow through, though, because it makes the office environment a little more fun. You've reorganized the filing system and pushed to get more contemporary frames in stock, as those 1970s horn-rimmed frames have just been sitting around forever.

4
75%

Managing Optician. Salary: $62,000 

Not only have you been promoted to manager of your shop, you got the contact lens certification and have been more hands-on with fittings. Your shop's doing really well thanks to your tight inventory management, and you've even pranked Dr. Feelgood on more than one occasion, much to his surprise.

5
95%

Frame shop owner. Salary: $90,000 

You bought the shop when Dr. Feelgood decided to retire. You've hired on a new ophthalmologist, albeit one with less of a sense of humor, and currently have two opticians in apprenticeship. You're trying to keep the pranking spirit alive by putting a fake spider in the new guy's brown-bag lunch. Let's hope he takes it well.