Meet Me at the Cemetery Gates
- The Dowager's Dance committee meets at the town cemetery at sundown.
- This is a way-cool cemetery: every grave has a locked box, and the gatekeeper will unlock the box for you if you ask.
- Inside every box is a book.
- Some of the books contain the deceased person's own handwriting. Other books contain notes left by the living.
- Paul and committee are going to take some quotes from the books and rubbings of the tombstones and use them for decorations.
- Infinite Darlene and Trilby Pope are there, arguing as usual; Amber, the only Club Kid who showed up, asks them if they're always like that.
- They say yes they are, and Amber tells them they need to get over it.
- Trilby makes a snide remark about Amber's Old Navy overalls and storms off. Infinite Darlene storms off in the opposite direction.
- Paul decides Amber is pretty awesome and they stand and talk for a while, until they notice a flash.
- Someone is in the graveyard taking pictures.
- That someone is Noah.
- Infinite Darlene lets Paul in on a little secret: she asked Noah to come take some shots for the dance.
- Paul walks over to talk to Noah, which they do awkwardly until Kyle comes running up to say he wants to show Paul something.
- Noah walks away to take more photos.
- The thing Kyle wants to show Paul is the Dowager's crypt, which is painted fifty-two shades of blue on the inside.
- Kyle has lit the crypt with candles and is drawing the Dowager's portrait from the photo hanging on the wall.
- When Kyle puts his hand on Paul's back, Paul turns around and Kyle kisses him—Paul backs away and tells Kyle he's not interested in him like that anymore.
- Kyle is disappointed and tells Paul it must be so easy to be him, always knowing exactly who he is and what he wants.
- Paul tries to tell Kyle that's not how it is at all, but Kyle blows out all the candles and walks away with tears in his eyes.