First day on the job, and you lost the kid the kid somewhere between leaving the house and the park. You have a list of emergency numbers around here someone…maybe there's a hotline service that provides replacement kids?

Good news: You're learning a lot on this new job. Bad news: You're also learning that Mary Beth really, really, really doesn't like spaghetti. And that you really, really, really don't like spaghetti when it's on the front of your clean, freshly-pressed blouse.

You've been in the business for a while, but can't seem to hold a job for more than a year at a time. What gives?

You're hired by a super wealthy, totally dysfunctional family. But hey, you're not complaining—not when your one room is bigger than the house you grew up in.

The premiere of your spinoff series, Keeping up with Kimye's Nanny, pulls in more viewers than network execs ever dreamed. Now you've got your eye on book deals and an exclusive Nanny & Me fashion line. So this is what it's like at the top.