Glory

Remember how good it felt to tattle on your siblings when they did something bad? This job will give you that same feeling, but multiplied ten times over. Not only will you be busting people for discrimination—which is a way worse crime than breaking your mom's vase—you'll be helping a whole bunch of people create a fairer, more respectful workplace.

What this job will teach you really fast (just in case you didn't know it before) is you don't need an award to feel glorious. Your job is to stand up for equality and justice for everybody. You're there to fight for the little guy and make sure that nobody picks on him anymore. When you catch somebody in the act of discrimination, you can take them down—or at least sic a lawyer on them, and then the lawyer can take them down. Go team.

You'll be up against a big enemy, but you won't be going at it alone. With your dedicated co-workers by your side, and your friends and family admiring you for choosing such a noble career path, it'll be hard to feel anything but glorious.