You're an oil tycoon. Who's going to challenge you? Congress? Too scared. The military? They need you too much. The American public? They're busy enjoying air conditioning and Sunday driving in the family car.

 

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You've made it, friend; you're now basically untouchable. Just try not to spill too much oil—when people see turtles and dolphins covered in sludge, they just might pull their faces off the air conditioner long enough to get really, really mad at the person running the company responsible for the spill.

Don't worry, they're not going to actually get up and do anything. They might sign an angry petition though. That could get annoying.

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